Bill Comes Clean – Hillary Makes Ultimatum

As many news organisations and internet forums have reported, or at least inferred over the years (see Colin Powell’s comments regarding Bill’s infidelity), it appears Bill has finally come clean.

But, to our surprise Hillary has taken it all in her stride – bar with one exception. It is understood that Hillary has delivered a final ultimatum to Bill that will both keep him in the house, but also act as a last chance ditch to keep their marriage alive.

The ultimatum requires Bill to cook dinner every night for the rest of their lives. Bill has been calling on his celebrity friends for help, including Martha Stewart who has advised that “Bill is getting there, he’s clearly been someone in influential roles so he hasn’t spent much time in the kitchen”. Stewart adding that it had been an amusing time teaching Bill the difference between teaspoons and tablespoons. “He kept mixing them up, our first few meals have been very salty”.

But after 3 weeks of cooking for Hillary, it’s understood they are rebuilding and the meals are improving.

We will keep a tab on any developments.

Bill Clinton is certainly keen on gravy.

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